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How to be miserable
(The opposite
to everything else on this Website)
A Ten Point Scheme for Self-Hindrance!
- Sulk - this is highly
successful and guaranteed to achieve lasting results.
- Grab - make sure that,
always and in every place, you come first.
- Scowl - there is nothing
to smile about, and you should let everyone know it.
- Assert yourself - it is
the very least you owe to yourself.
- Do not complain, all you
have to do is say, "I don't want to be difficult, but...".
This will always get the point over.
- Argue - other people always
need enlightenment.
- Be sentimental - it will
prove that you are a beautiful person who thinks with the heart.
- Pick your food - slimmers
must eat, no matter how many people may starve.
- Worry - this is one of
the most genteel and widely accepted methods of avoiding responsibility.
- Never forget! - keep an ineradicable charge sheet of your neighbours failings printed on the inside of your eyeballs. And whatever good they may do, do not hold it against them